Saturday, December 10, 2011

Twelve Days of Derby

Because we are firmly in the Christmas season, please to enjoy my take on the 12 Days of Christmas!

On the first day of Christmas, derby gave to me:
a blister on my big toe.
Gnarly blister toe by Hotmess Express


On the second day of Christmas, derby gave to me:
two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.

Buns by Amity Little


On the third day of Christmas, derby gave to me:
three grand slams, two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.

Art by A. Fox


On the fourth day of Christmas, derby gave to me:
four awesome blockers, three grand slams, two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.

On the fifth day of Christmas, derby gave to me:
A FIVE HOUR LEAGUE MEETING!
Four awesome blockers, three grand slams, two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.

On the sixth day of Christmas, derby gave to me:
Six major penalties, a five hour league meeting, four awesome blockers, three grand slams, two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.

Art by  Scream Weaver


On the seventh day of Christmas, derby gave to me:
Seven refs a whistlin', six major penalties, a five hour league meeting, four awesome blockers, three grand slams, two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.

Artist Formerly Known As KGBebe


On the eighth day of Christmas, derby gave to me:
Eight wheels a spinnin', seven refs a whistlin', six major penalties, a five hour league meeting, four awesome blockers, three grand slams, two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.

On the ninth day of Christmas, derby gave to me: nine dollar shin guards (yeah, I said it!), eight wheels a spinnin', seven refs a whistlin', six major penalties, a five hour league meeting, four awesome blockers, three grand slams, two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.

On the tenth day of Christmas, derby gave to me: ten random bruises, nine dollar shin guards, eight wheels a spinnin', seven refs a whistlin', six major penalties, a five hour league meeting, four awesome blockers, three grand slams, two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, derby gave to me: An eleven month season, ten random bruises, nine dollar shin guards, eight wheels a spinnin', seven refs a whistlin', six major penalties, a five hour league meeting, four awesome blockers, three grand slams, two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, derby gave to me: Twelve leagues at Nationals, an eleven month season, ten random bruises, nine dollar shin guards, eight wheels a spinnin', seven refs a whistlin', six major penalties, a five hour league meeting, four awesome blockers, three grand slams, two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.


Many thanks to Hotmess Express, Amity Little, The Artist Formerly Known As KGBebe, A Fox, Scream Weaver and Sylvia Wrath (retired) for their input!














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