Derby Butt Hurt Complaint Form

I was reminded of the butthurt meme the other day on Facebook, and I decided that we needed a derby butthurt form.  This was done in jest, but I have seen all of these behaviors and hurt feelings happen in derby at some point.  I think we all have to remember that not everything that happens in derby is personal; sometimes it has nothing to do with you.  I once heard that all feelings are valid, which I agree with.  My point is that not all feelings are rational and need to be acted upon.

Here is the pdf to download.