On the first day of Christmas, derby gave to me:
a blister on my big toe.
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| Gnarly blister toe by Hotmess Express |
On the second day of Christmas, derby gave to me:
two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.
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| Buns by Amity Little |
On the third day of Christmas, derby gave to me:
three grand slams, two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.
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| Art by A. Fox |
On the fourth day of Christmas, derby gave to me:
four awesome blockers, three grand slams, two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.
On the fifth day of Christmas, derby gave to me:
A FIVE HOUR LEAGUE MEETING!
Four awesome blockers, three grand slams, two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.
On the sixth day of Christmas, derby gave to me:
Six major penalties, a five hour league meeting, four awesome blockers, three grand slams, two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.
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| Art by Scream Weaver |
On the seventh day of Christmas, derby gave to me:
Seven refs a whistlin', six major penalties, a five hour league meeting, four awesome blockers, three grand slams, two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.
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| Artist Formerly Known As KGBebe |
On the eighth day of Christmas, derby gave to me:
Eight wheels a spinnin', seven refs a whistlin', six major penalties, a five hour league meeting, four awesome blockers, three grand slams, two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.
On the ninth day of Christmas, derby gave to me: nine dollar shin guards (yeah, I said it!), eight wheels a spinnin', seven refs a whistlin', six major penalties, a five hour league meeting, four awesome blockers, three grand slams, two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.
On the tenth day of Christmas, derby gave to me: ten random bruises, nine dollar shin guards, eight wheels a spinnin', seven refs a whistlin', six major penalties, a five hour league meeting, four awesome blockers, three grand slams, two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, derby gave to me: An eleven month season, ten random bruises, nine dollar shin guards, eight wheels a spinnin', seven refs a whistlin', six major penalties, a five hour league meeting, four awesome blockers, three grand slams, two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, derby gave to me: Twelve leagues at Nationals, an eleven month season, ten random bruises, nine dollar shin guards, eight wheels a spinnin', seven refs a whistlin', six major penalties, a five hour league meeting, four awesome blockers, three grand slams, two buns of steel and a blister on my big toe.
Many thanks to Hotmess Express, Amity Little, The Artist Formerly Known As KGBebe, A Fox, Scream Weaver and Sylvia Wrath (retired) for their input!
